Stories By 'Guffadi'

Nepaleaks

Guffadi, Nov 17 2018

We are done with Tihar and yet, evil continues to rule over good in this land of ours. The only folks who have all the fun during the festive season are our hardworking civil servants, honest contractors and humble politicians.
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Tea party

Guffadi, Nov 03 2018

If you want to know how a political party would run this country were they to come to power, attend one of their tea parties. Don’t fall for their hawatari speeches because our netas have promised us thousands of MW of electricity in the past decade and we have not even managed to add a hundred.
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Let us thank our government for giving us the best Dashain gift ever. No, we did not get free Khasi or anything else from our incompetent government. Instead, we had to pay more for everything. The day we get any freebies from Singha Durbar is the day we know that we are officially what you would call a so-called ‘developed’ nation.
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Bam Dev is an unlucky man. While his friends and foes won elections left and right, our man lost because of what you call political conspiracies.
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First, let us all welcome back our great Prime Monster Oli who has had fun visiting New York, taking pictures with Trump and the First Lady. I think our Foreign Ministry wallahs should at least teach our netas how to present themselves when taking pictures. It’s not that hard to smile and show your teeth.
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Dashain gifts

Guffadi, Sep 29 2018

Dashain is round the corner and as usual, our corrupt incompetent government wants to give us common citizens a lot of gift hampers. The gifts from the government are different from what you and I give each other. We give cash, clothes and cutleries. Our government only knows how to hike taxes, while allowing byaparis to increase their prices and empty our wallets.
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