Our big three idiots need to wake up and smell the fire burning in Tarai. We must assume that our loafers of the three major political parties are suffering from ENT infections. They seem to be blind to the fact that protestors are burning down police posts and government buildings in Tarai every other day.  They do not seem to hear the threats of our Madhesi-Tharu politicians. They must be having some problem with their vocal chords because they can’t seem to come up with anything that will calm down the protestors.

Sing a song of peace or crack a joke or dance. Do whatever it takes to stop the madness in this land instead of keeping quiet and making the lives of our folks in Tarai

miserable.  Maybe, we might have to send our comedians to Tarai and host a ‘Gai Jatra’ festival to cool down the temperature.  Yes, our comedians can crack ‘Pahadi’ jokes and make fun of our big three idiots.

Let our brothers and sisters in Tarai have some fun. Let’s win this battle not with home-made weapons, teargas and bullets. Let’s win the hearts and minds of our folks in Tarai with humour.  Don’t kill our own folks with bullets, make them laugh and we will all live to see another day. You might tear a

muscle or two if you laugh too

much but it’s better than getting hit by bullets and laathis.

Our beloved President also seems to be busy doing nothing. Well, he was busy the other day swearing in our Chief Saab. Let’s hope our new Army Chief General Chhetri will help provide better housing and

benefits to our soldiers and provide opportunity for all able officers to get promotion instead of just

picking your near and dear ones for

promotions and postings like our Shree Teen Maharaja did.

I think it would be better if our incompetent government send our President and Vice-President on a goodwill mission to Tarai. Yes, if we can deploy our Nepal Army in our own land then there is nothing wrong with our head of state

visiting Tarai calling for peace.

Now, whom can we get to broker peace between our Madhesi-Tharu parties and the government? I guess it’s time to cross the border and ask the superstars of Bhojpuri film industry to come to Tarai for a grand ‘peace’ concert and calm down our protestors. Yes, bring in the singers, dancers and even circus clowns. Let’s have a ‘week-long item

number’ dance festival for our

brothers in Tarai. Let us ask the byaparis across the borders for a heavy discount for early Tihar

shopping for our sisters there.

Our Madhesi-Tharu leaders will not suffer from this mess. It’s the people who are suffering. It’s sad that our Madhesi-Tharu leaders have sought help of criminals to burn down Tarai.

Our clowns are not even on the same page. Instead of bringing all the agitating parties together for a ‘time-out’ session, our big three

idiots are in a hurry to get done with the constitution-drafting process even if half the country go up in flames. The only guy who is in a hurry is our King of Mundreys, the great comedian, the man whose

gullet can fire bullets, our honourable KP Oli. This guy is really in a hurry to be our Prime Monster. If Sushil Da was a smart old man then he would just leave Baluwatar for Banaras to be a wandering hermit instead of staying put and watching half the country turn into ashes. Let KP Oli and his mundreys make peace with our brothers and

sisters in Tarai.

I think it’s time we called for a break. We already have a cooking gas shortage in the

valley. Well, maybe our gas byaparis want to create an artificial shortage to make a quick buck. Our byaparis too are suffering because they can’t bring in goods from the border when they need it. Our government is suffering because they are falling down on revenue

collection in our custom check points. Everybody is suffering.

But of course, our big three idiots just want to watch Tarai burn and hope that things will go back to

normal once everything is turned into ashes. Our Big Three idiots think it would be easier to declare all of Tarai riot-hit zones and then deploy Nepal Army personnel and contain the situation.

Our Madhesi-Tharu activists are not going to back down easily. They now know that our incompetent government can’t do much even when they go around burning down police posts and government buildings.

Yes, our former Home Minister has no remorse for the death of our police personnel. He continues to get free vehicle and security from the state and enjoy his perks. It would be better if he sent back the government vehicle and security personnel and instead used his own mundrey gundas for his own security.  Why do you need state benefits when you want to fight the state? If this man someday becomes our Prime Monster then do expect Ganesh Lama to be our Home Minister?

I think the best option for

now is to ask all protesting parties to give us a break until Tihar. Let us hope our incompetent government will get things right by then. We are not only destroying our own economy and making our lives

miserable with all these shutdowns and violence but we are also pushing back the rebuilding of this nation. Instead of welcoming hundreds of thousands of tourists back to our land, our protestors are making sure that they stay home. The people in the valley must also stand up and tell our good-for-nothing politicians that they have to get their act together right now or we must not let them stay in this valley, enjoying the good life with full state benefits while our own people, be it our protestors or police personnel, are suffering.