- Our political parties should stop wasting money publishing hawa-daari manifestos and littering our streets
Nov 11, 2017-Our circus companies have once again come up with their election manifestos to let us know that they will promise us everything and deliver nothing. I think our political parties and our chor netas are lucky to be born in Nepal because they can say whatever they want and get away with it. The only person in the West who acts like our netas is the Amriki President Trump.
But our politicians are a different lot. They might just quit politics and move to Amrika if they get that DV thing! Yes, not all of our politicians make money. It’s only the few hundred who have all the fun while the rest of the toley and jilla netas are a hungry lot who dream of amassing millions someday but until then, it’s all about making sure that the top leaders’ spouses are happy and they will do something to give the tickets to stand up for elections. Yes, at the end of the day, it’s the aunties who hold the ‘real’ power!
It seems that we, the people of Nepal are the most passive, submissive and compliant folks on this planet. Yes, we don’t care about corruption and misuse of authority by our thulo mancheys. It seems that a few thousand evil chors have banded together to loot us all and us Nepalis do not have the courage to fight the system and kick the chors out of the country!
There is only one person in this beautiful land of ours who wants to get into a ring against the mafia running this country but he seems to be all alone. Where are our so-called intellectuals, so-called civil society leaders and the people? Taking to the streets and lighting candles will not be enough. We are fighting against folks who seem to be more cruel and oppressive than all the previous regimes combined!
Our corrupt government and chor netas want to see the doctor dead so that they can all have fun minting money by opening medical schools in every neighborhood in the country. Our netas and their spouses go to Bangkok to seek medical treatment at the expense of our taxpayers’ money and they are not ashamed of it all. I think we should have a law that bars our politicians and their near and dear ones from using state funds to seek medical treatment abroad. You can spend your own ill-gotten money to go to Amrika but don’t loot the state treasury to take your family for a vacation to Disneyland.
But our netas and hakim sahebs are not only greedy but they seem to be frugal when it comes to spending their own amassed riches. Yes, they always seem to forget to return the state vehicles once they are out of power. And our top leaders continue to drive around in luxury vehicles and they demand other perks as if the government is their father-in-law. Yes, most of our top netas do not own much property or have much cash in the bank. It’s their spouses who own everything and most of it was gifted to them by their rich fathers. Yes, it seems that most of our netas, especially the communist ones, did marry daughters of rich feudal landlords!
I think our political parties should not waste their time to come up with stupid policies and plans to make this nation great again. And please don’t waste money on publishing hawa-daari manifestos and littering our streets!
Aren’t we tried of the same old promises that will never be fulfilled? A decade ago, our major political parties promised us ten, twenty and even forty thousand MW of electricity. I think we have managed to add a few hundred to our national grid so far and we have ended load shedding by buying electricity from the Desis! Our comrades have promised to make this land wealthy in a decade. Yes, we will be making at least 5,000 US$ each if we believe them. Our netas make millions of dollars each year. If they gave it back to the people then we could all have at least a few thousand dollars in the bank not in a decade but in a week or two.
As usual, our Kangaroos and the comrades promise us peace, stability and prosperity. They promise us millions of jobs, highways connecting our hills and the plains, billions of dollars to be invested in our infrastructure and what not. At the end of the day, our netas will continue to get their paychecks, perks and their near and dear ones will get the government contracts. The only folks who will be prosperous in this land are the thulo mancheys and their families. Not much has changed in the past two hundred years.
The people will always remain poor. Seventy years ago, some of our villages were left with only women and children because most of the young lands and able men went to fight against the Germans and the Japanese so that they could make a few pounds while the thulo mancheys then made a fortune for sending hundreds of thousands of Nepali men to fight for the British Empire.
Today, our villages are once again left with only women and children while manpower thugs make a fortune by sending millions of our young men and now even women to foreign lands where they surrender to the abuse, exploitation and deplorable living conditions in the Middle East. And our manpower thugs do pay off our mundrey gundas, hakim sahebs and chor netas! I think it’s about time our political parties stop pretending that they are here to make this country great. Our netas and their chamchas are here to break this country apart and loot us all until there is nothing left to steal.
- Guffadi is a grumpy old man who blogs at guffadi.blogspot.com. You may contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org
Published: 11-11-2017 07:44