I can’t stand up! Now you see? That’s why i was protesting against such garlands!... From next time onwards, do get a bigger one!

Its been exactly five minutes! Nothing has happened anywhere! ...We have been successful in maintaining peace and security!

Says he was singing Happy Democracy Day!... Seems like he is being satiral too!

Ok now those unemployed, please raise your hands! No no, not you! Nooo..not you, state minister!

It’s difficult for emerging leaders, right? They don’t have anyone to hold the umbrella for them! So sad...!

Yesterday the weather was scorching hot! Today all of a sudden it’s pouring!... Otherwise the unification process would have ended by now!

The convict in the gold smuggling case has been arrested apparenty!... Oh there must also be a news somewhere that says they have been released already....Just check!

Ditto face...this definitely has to be to be the prime minister’s effigy!

We’ve sealed the deal. He will do my work….and I will do his. That’s the agreement!

Why do you have to remember martyrs today? Martyrs’ week got over yesterday itself!